Brolexa headcanons (feel free 2 add)

spacexualkids:

smolgayheda:

spacexualkids:

246nodone:

spacexualkids:

smolgayheda:

- lexa n Bellamy pretend to hate each other

- actually best bros

- secret hand shake

- Bellamy shows lexa sky people things

-lexa shows Bellamy grounder things

- she calls him beach ball even though she doesn’t know what a beach ball is

- he calls her raccoon bitch (she doesn’t know what a raccoon is either)

- lexa once shot him in the foot on accident

- they secretly exchange gifts on skaikru “christmas” even though lexa doesn’t know who Christmas is she always gets Bellamy and Clarke the best gifts

- on Valentine’s Day lexa confusedly got him flowers bc “I don’t like u I actually hate u” and she delivered then personally

- Bellamy pretended to throw them away but kept them forever

- lexa teaches Bellamy trig

- Bellamy stays away from lexa with a gun

- Bellamy walks in on lexa trying to work a sky people bra and he just 😐😐

- lexa goes to Bellamy for help with the bra but he is like “ask Clarke bro”

- Clarke laughs and sends her to Raven and Octavia

- Raven and Octavia are also bffs with lexa ok

- lexa tries to learn what different things are and finds octavens sex toy box and pulls out some stuff and “what is this why r u laughing”

- Raven teaches lexa how to work a radio and she annoys Bellamy and Clarke on it all the time

- Octavia and lexa spar a lot and train together

- lexa teaches Bellamy and sky people about farming, horses, how to survive winter

- Jasper teaches lexa drinking games k

BELLAMY AND LEXA ARE COMPETITIVE DRUNKS AND END UP BEING HUNGOVER FOR EVERY IMPORTANT COALITION MEETING AND CLARKE AND TITUS NEARLY KILL THEM BOTH 

 bellamy teaches lexa to dance even though he’s not even that good at it 

 lexa overhears bellamy teaching mythology to the nightblood kids and she goes to him later to find out how the story ends and so he tells her all of them 

lexa wants to design his first grounder tat as a sign of friendship but she sucks at art and it’s terrible but he gets it done anyway 

she calls him sky boy and he calls her lexi just to piss each other off constantly 

whining at clarke about which one she likes better and she always says titus or raven bc they’re not obnoxious 

 BELLAMY OFFERS TO TEACH LEXA TO DRIVE AND AT FIRST SHE’S LIKE “no way im not getting in that death trap” but then he smirks and its infuriating so she does and she nearly has a heart attack because he speeds and takes turns on two wheels just to mess with her and raven almost kills him when she sees what he’s done to her baby 

lexa, not to be outdone, offers to teach him to ride a horse and bellamy hates horses but he’s no chicken and almost falls off a bunch and then vomits when they’re done 

 lexa gets a headcold and bellamy makes her soup and mothers her like he used to do for octavia 

they’re both secretly cuddly drunks so their drinking competitions always end with them slumped on top of each other asleep 

 lexa avoids bellamy with a sword because he always goes a little overboard with it. octavia says he’s a lost cause

yes yes i’m all about this but

did anyone read in the original post

“lexa teaches bellamy trig”

and get really confused and concerned for a second because why in god’s name do either of them need to know trigonometry 

i literally thought it meant trigonometry i only just now realized its trigadasleng i just assumed @smolgayheda headcanoned lexa as a math genius and we all know bellamy’s a nerd so he’d probably go along with it

@spacexualkids i actually do have a headcanon for nerd!lexa ok 

NERDY LEXA AND BELLAMY GETTING SUPER COMPETITIVE OVER TRIVIA NIGHT!!!!!!!!

Brolexa is so pure, though. Like YES let’s unite the two characters that antis seem to think can’t be loved at the same time.