unpretty:

severussnake:

unworldlyspecter:

unpretty:

unworldlyspecter:

unpretty:

unpretty:

oh my god

i’m gonna do it

i’m gonna buy the book about a bbw fucking a bear who is also a billionaire

KAT DON’T DO IT. DON’T READ ABOUT FUCKING A BEAR

YOU’RE TOO LATE, NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

AND THEY’RE NOT JUST BEARS

THEY’RE BRO BEARS

KAT NO

KAT NO OOO. NO

i finished it last night and here is what you need to know about this book

• it is never explicitly stated that Janna is a black woman but repeated references are made to her ‘rich brown skin’ and ‘tight curls’ and ‘plump lips’ and also the words sassy, strong, and independent are used excessively
• the bear thing is pretty much just an excuse to have really huge buff dudes who fall in love at first sight. there is no bear sex. i was totally waiting for the kinky bear sex and it never happened. they weren’t even that hairy. bear bros are pretty vanilla, it turns out.
• bear bros are into fat women because they’re the only one that can handle their huge bear dicks and huge bear cubs:

• the reason the chubby protaganist is so sturdy is that she actually a secret princess bear:
  

• bear bros know what to do when you accidentally make a girl think you’re fucking crazy by running around the woods naked:
  

• THE BEARMEN CAN FUCKING TALK WHEN THEY ARE IN BEAR FORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WAS IN TEARS OH MY FUCKING GOD
  

In conclusion: